The Joys of Internet College

Ah, the joys of being an online student! I just realized that my first assignment of the year is late. Heh,.. maybe I should check the due dates every so often! Arr...What a bad way to start off the year I think to myself. I quickly start answering the two-page essay question. I finally complete it and it’s only a few hours late, maybe just maybe my professor will have mercy on me since it is, after all, my first assignment, and I am only a freshman. I look over my completed masterpiece. If she’s mad that it’s late, I think, she’ll quickly get over it after she sees my depth of insight, and obvious time spent on this assignment. She’s bound to love it. She might even give me an A despite it being late. Ah, but it needs some better formatting. How about I bold the heading so it stands out more, I’m sure she’ll appreciate that. But wait, there’s not “tools” option in this email format. There must be some formatting tools somewhere. Oh hello what’s this cute little button doing here how about I press it and find out…………………*two minutes later*…………… darn, I just lost my whole assignment.

And that is where I am now, a failing freshman with not only an unwritten assignment, but also a late assignment. Curses. So I decided, rather than start over I’m just going to blog my thoughts. Heh, what a wonderful invention this online journaling is. What a catharsis for my pent up rage! Instead of smashing something, I can write about it.