My Carnivorous Friend

I just get home from a long day of laboring over makeup work for two of my classes that I was delayed in getting into. It’s 12 in the morning, soon to be one in the morning, and I’m super tired all I want to do is fall into my bed and go to sleep. I rush home in my little car, of which the aircon has decided to disappear at death defying speeds and I end up feeling quite proud of my depth perception abilities. I could be a race car driver! I arrive at my house and open my room door. My little sisters are in my room.

Normally I would not have cared but for some reason I got really annoyed cuz I wanted to go to bed, and what are they still doing up anyway! I tell them that they have to leave by the time I take a shower. I finish taking a gross shower of which there was hardly any water pressure and because of such the temperature of the water is super hot, (all you who used to have water heaters in the shower know what I’m talking about!). But I mean you’ve gotta laugh at how retarded the whole thing is. Only I didn’t laugh. I open the door again to my room, and again the little waifs are in my room! Um, wait didn’t I warn them to leave… they have a room of their own, why aren’t they in it! (yes I realize now what a butt I was to my cute little cuddly sisters, however, I really wanted to go to sleep!)

Suddenly I’m greeted with a shriek from mary and she lunges towards me. What is her problem, and then I look where she’s pointing and a freaking dragon was on my wall! This sucker was like three feet long, with claws and fangs and it was roaring at me! And it had some super power skill to change it’s color when you looked at it. It’s red spots would start to glow or something and suddenly that’s all you could see of the dragon, the red glowing spots!

Well, ok so it wasn’t exactly a dragon. But it was a super huge gecko. And it was on the wall looking ominously down at my bed as if it were thinking about strangling whoever got in it! I imagined it coming down at night and sucking my eyeballs out with its mouth. What was he doing here, what were my sisters doing here, why couldn’t I just got to sleep! Well somehow I fell asleep, and when I woke up, Charlie was still there. It was as though he had never moved. Same position, same carnivorous stare at my bed, same glowing red spots. Maybe Charlie is planning on moving in. if so I’ll take a picture of my new “friend” who wants to eat me, and post it up.