My Life, Dwindling Away Due to Poor DSL Connections

Currently my Internet connection is so incredibly slow that just within the last couple of minutes I have several times felt the unhealthy urge to pick up my computer, throw it (violently) onto the hard floor and thus, in an animal/male sort of way, annihilate the problem. But that would be merely punishing my computer for something which is not its fault. I should therefore go to my dsl distributor and take it out on him only I will not ever in a million years do something like that because socially and probably morally that would be unacceptable. Therefore I will do nothing but sit here and brood over my sad misfortune.

Moving on, my two brothers, Joseph and David are currently in southern California enjoying an amazing cold streak. I am super jealous and I wish I could experience this odd weather phenomenon myself. Tonight I will most probably play some soccer...yay...Right now I should probably get back to my school work...but the Internet connection is so slow I'm dreading the very thought of trying to access my assignments. as winnie the pooh would say, "oh bother!"